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<lastBuildDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2015 17:36:39 +0100</lastBuildDate><item><title></title><dc:subject>blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2015-10-04T12:39:57+01:00</dc:date><link>http://ianmacpherson.net/blog/files/e587624005dc6dc083b79b6f30c8a2a4-13.html#unique-entry-id-13</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ianmacpherson.net/blog/files/e587624005dc6dc083b79b6f30c8a2a4-13.html#unique-entry-id-13</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue; color:#CCCCCC;">Quote from&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue-Bold; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">Ian Macpherson</span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue; color:#CCCCCC;">'s&nbsp;Edinburgh Festival smash</span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue-Bold; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue-Italic; color:#CCCCCC;"><em>The Everlasting Book Tour</em></span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue-Bold; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">: </span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue; color:#CCCCCC;">'</span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue-Bold; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">The Book of Blaise</span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue; color:#CCCCCC;">&nbsp;was published in 2015. In 2016 it won several major awards. In 2017 it was made into a Hollywood film. I was played by octogenarian sex god Warren Beatty. Beautiful, menopausal poet Blaise was played by a nineteen-year-old actress with a giggle.' &nbsp;<br /><br />But why wait for the film? The launch is this week. Blaise will be played by nineteen-year-old actress lookalike&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue-Bold; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">Magi Gibson</span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue; color:#CCCCCC;">. I'll be playing myself. Warren Beatty will be played by trigintanarian sex god&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue-Bold; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">Alan Bissett</span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue; color:#CCCCCC;">.&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br /></span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue-Bold; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">WATERSTONES, BYRES ROAD. FRIDAY OCTOBER 9,&nbsp;7.30pm &ndash; 9.00pm.</span><span style="font:13px HelveticaNeue; color:#CCCCCC;"><br /></span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;"><br />Hyperbolic intro. Short reading. Glass of wine.&nbsp;<br /><br />All back to your place.&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#191919;"><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>THE BOOK OF BLAISE - LAUNCH</title><dc:subject>blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2015-09-13T17:16:03+01:00</dc:date><link>http://ianmacpherson.net/blog/files/accc0d6b8a7d3cc85ca3c706ae1facca-12.html#unique-entry-id-12</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://ianmacpherson.net/blog/files/accc0d6b8a7d3cc85ca3c706ae1facca-12.html#unique-entry-id-12</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">When Emeritus Compere of&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;"><em>DisComBoBuLaTe</em></span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">Ian Macpherson</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">&nbsp;finished&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; "><em>The Book of Blaise</em></span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">,&nbsp;he offered it to Penguin Classics. &lsquo;Sorry,&rsquo; they said, &lsquo;but it takes weeks these days to become a classic.&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;"><em>Weeks</em></span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">.&rsquo;&nbsp;<br /><br />So he tried Gideon. They&rsquo;ve done pretty well with The Bible over the years, and hotel double bedrooms do have two bedside tables. Bible. Book of Blaise. Perfect? Not so. It doesn&rsquo;t, apparently, fit with the brand.<br />&nbsp;<br />He was about to reconcile himself to the ignominy of a three-book deal with Harper Collins, but was saved from the living hell of mainstream success by&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">Cloudberry Books</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">, legendary publishers of&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;"><em>The Autobiography of Ireland&rsquo;s Greatest Living Genius</em></span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">,&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;"><em>How To Write An Experimental Novel That Doesn&rsquo;t Sell And Keeps On Not Selling&nbsp;</em></span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">and&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;"><em>Val Doonican &ndash; The Unvarnished Truth!</em></span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;"><br />&nbsp;<br /></span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">The Book of Blaise</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">&nbsp;is published on October 1</span><span style="font:11px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">st</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">. Cloudberry Books would love to see you at the Glasgow launch:&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br /></span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">WATERSTONES, BYRES ROAD. FRIDAY OCTOBER 9,&nbsp;7.30pm &ndash; 9.00pm.</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;"><br />&nbsp;<br /></span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">Alan Bissett&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">will introduce the author, who will read some of the book's steamier passages;&nbsp;all of which were instigated by his other guest,&nbsp;</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:bold; color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold; ">Magi Gibson</span><span style="font:13px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#CCCCCC;">.&nbsp;<br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item></channel>
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