WHAT THEY'LL PROBABLY SAY

'Likely to remain the definitive autobiography for some time to come'  

GUARDIAN

'If Ireland disappeared overnight you could rebuild it, brick by brick and field by field, from this book. But only if you knew the right people in the planning department'

IRISH TIMES

'Snort-fartingly, belch-inducingly, buttock-clenchingly, fart-snortingly, cerebellum-throbbingly droll'

STEPHEN FRY

'Time to move on. And here's the perfect book for the next two millennia.'

GIDEON INTERNATIONAL